Personality Peek Show

Yesterday, hubs spent not a few hours trying to figure out how to redirect email coming into one account off into another with Outlook.

"I'll transfer it to you," he tells me.

"What? I don't want your junk mail. I've got enough of my own!"

"Just to test. I'll also redirect it to another email address."

Ha! Just to test. Whatever. After yesterday, he's never going back to that hell-hole of a company again. I'm pleased to announce that hubs has finally managed to extricate himself from a company that had had tenderhooks firmly imbedded in the raw muscle of his psyche (if I thought I had Master and Slave issues... Wow).

Today he woke up early so that he wouldn't be late for training for his new job! I'm so happy for him. Actually, if I was being completely honest, I'd probably say he was a lucky sod duck.

However... There is this business of this email transferring. We are pretty sure it ain't legal-like. But you all can keep a secret, right?

Most of the emails coming through have been highly uninteresting. Boring even, excel sheets with sales stats, etc.

However this morning? Jackpot.

Now I'm debating... Should I post it? Should I? Should I?

You know the answer! I am such a sleeze!

This weekend, Stéph is going to a housewarming party for one of his friends from the night classes that he's been following. I know not to expect him home 'til Sunday because this crew is a band of raging drunks and I prefer them to find a place and STAY THERE!

The festivities promise to be extraordinary if the following is anything to judge by:

"Salut à tous, Plutôt que d'acheter des bons d'achats Fnac, je propose que chacun glisse!!!! un petit billet ou bien un gros billet (à votre bon coeur messieurs dames) dans le "pussy" string version léopard de Ced lorsqu' il va nous offrir un fabuleux streap tease aménager comme il sait le faire en plusieurs étapes (j'imagine déjà l'excitation de certaines LIBIDOS!!!), on se calme s'il vous plait les filles et que le spectacle commence.

Par contre si tout le monde est d'accord il faut prévoir un équipement spécial (talon à éguille, perruque...) sans oublier les accèssoires (fouets, chaînes..) et je compte sur la participation et l'implication des filles!!!"


"Instead of buying gift certificates from FNAC, I propose that each of us slide!!! a small euro bill or even better a big bill (depending on your better sentiments Messieurs Dames) into Céd's leopard "pussy" thong when he provides us with a complete and fabulous strip tease as only he can do it (I'm already imagining the excitement of certain LIBIDOS!!). Calm yourselves please girls and let the games begin.

However, if everyone is in agreement, we shouldn't forget the special equipment (high heels, wig...) without forgetting the accessories (whips, chains...) and I'm counting on the whole-hearted participation of the girls!!"

Signature of author withheld to protect my children the innocent.


A response from someone else yielded this:

"Et alors, de toutes façons tout le monde vien habillé comme ça non?

Plus sérieusement (hum si on peux dire), je suis sur que notre ami jouerait le jeu. Je veux bien récupérer 2 ou 3 trucs dans mes placards...heu, dans un magasin de costumes... "


"But everyone is coming dressed like that, no?

Seriously, (ahem), I'm sure that our friend will play along. I'll try and find 2 or 3 things in my closets... uh... in a costume shop...."


This exchange tells me a couple of things:

a) My husband has excellent friends (that I've never met. I wonder why he's keeping them from me?);

b) My husband has an excellent sense of humour (I rarely see this side of him);

c) I'm exceedingly lucky to have such a goofball for a husband.